Hello friends! Longarm reporting in to let all of you know that I'm busy doing some very important things in my room! Please do not worry for me if you happen not to see me for a while! Please do not disturb me. Everything is fine.

I have...learned lately that there is a thing for humans called 'mother's day'. I do not know my own...creator, but then I was told by ...Windcharger? I was told that this...holiday is also for mentors. That is something I think I have.

I also think the special day was over several days ago, and that this is...very late - belated, they call it? But I did not have enough time to...make this before the day ended. It was hard to find paper that was...big enough. ...And I could not find a gift until yesterday. I am sorry if that is...wrong, and messes up the 'holiday'. The internet says there is supposed to be a gift, though...

...But yes. This is for you, Ironhide.

...Does anyone know where all of these...false...organic reproductive shell...things...have come from?



I have found them...scattered all throughout the base, and I do not know where they came from or how they...came to be in the places I...found them.

I woke from recharge only to find...several of them...tucked into my wheel wells and tow chain. It was rather...disconcerting?



Then I noticed several stuck in various corners of my quarters. Behind furniture, under the berth... By the time I believe I had found them all there was a...rather large collection. I was beginning to think this was some sort of...joke? That was played on me, by one of the...'not nice' people I had heard about...

But then when I went out into the hall... there where more of them. In the common room as well.  In the wash racks... And the spare rooms.  And medbay... (thoughIdidnotlikegoinginthere. D:  But there were many, many places for them to be found in there... I found so many...)  While this is rather...unusual...it was oddly...satisfying...to find them. They were in rather...creative...places, too...



If they belong to someone...perhaps they should come claim them? I do not know how they got into my quarters and scattered throughout the base...but I have found them.  I think I did...good at that, too.  Though there may still be more...  I think I should go look for them...